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Bad

While some things worked(the sound was fantastic, the animation was on track, and the graphics were just awsome), I found it to be way too repetative. It is a good game, the graphics were top notch, and the First of all, Doug was way too fast. As the town drunk, I would expect him to be stupid, and slow, but I was gravely set up for disappointment. I really had no problem with the incresing speed of the ale shop gameplay, but why does an average cup of beer drain so much out of the barrel!?

The game isn't terrible, but it seriously need to slow down. Not crap, but could use a lot more work.

5/10 2.5/5

Nice

I really enjoyed playing this game. The music kept things intense, the graphics were top notch, and the sound effects and voice work are probably some of the best I have heard thus far. And the variety of enemies and weapons just shine.

However, I really think you should have included the option to block attacks. Sometimes, the screen becomes litterally covered with enimies who somehow where able to attack me mid-air as I attempted to jump over them.It is no major deal, but it is something you might want to take into consideration when doing future projects. Also, I had really hoped there would be different backgrounds, and I really think that it was very suckish that every time you died on a later level that you would have to start all over.

These few flaws aside, there is litterally nothing not to love about this game. Though it had a few issues, the very reliable controls and the responsive gameplay truly shines.

Excellent work 10/10 5/5

Interesting

I'm just going to come up and say it, this is probably one of my most favorite pico games at this site. The animation, character designs, and the very reliable gameplay just gives this game a sparkle beyond any other on this site.

I really have no complaints, but one thing I did find rather odd was that there was no option to pause the game, however, this minor complaint aside, I was just seriously blown away by this game.

Great job man! 10/10 5/5

For those of you stuck on the secret medals, refer to the following
WARNING: SPOILERS FOLLOW SO IF YOU WANT TO FIND THE SECRET MEDALS YOURSELF DO NOT REFER TO THE FOLLOWING

Dude it's my turn medal: Press E at all the arcade machines in the resturaunt
Vulgar display of power medal: Kill all of the customers in the resturaunt
Meat is the murderer medal: Don't kill any chicken

To find NeNe and Darnell:

NeNe: On the 6th level(you'll find an elevator and pass a chicken taking a shit)You have to jump up a few crates to get onto a conveyor. After the conveyors, there is a platform in the middle of 2 lights. Fall down to the left and there will be a crate in front of you. Shoot it to save Nene.

To save Darnell:In the 8th level(after the first cart level) continue going right untill you find a few crates laying around. Shoot the one that's by itself to save Darnell

Joelasticot responds:

Glad you enjoyed the game!

Awsomeness

This game is absolutely amazing. The flashy graphics and the epic boss battle was just too intense. Great job man, I was seriously just blown away by this game.

10/10 5/5

For those of you who are stuck out there, refer to the following.

1st form: Hansel will open his assult with a heavy hammer attack. Power slide to any corner to prevent being caught in this assult. After his opening, he will attempt to strike you with lasers, energy blast, his hammer attack, and a few clown bombs(the enemies you fight at the start of the game):

When he strikes with his lasers(the ones that come from the ground), dodge it by power sliding over them before they burst from the ground( be sure to duck when he tries to hit you with his energy beam afterword)Whn he strikes with his secondary lasers(the ones that he shoots from a downward position, run to the opposte corner and jump over it. It will dissappear eventually,but be sure to time your jumps well.

Watch out for his hammer(he uses this randomly). Power slide and dodge it.

Don't be afraid to kill the clown bombs that he randomly summons, they drop very useful powerups.

2nd form: In this form, he basically has three main attacks, lasers, balls of energy, and pesky ass worm minions. Kill the worms and dodge the balls of energy(when he attacks with his lasers, you have to move between the ship. you'll be able to know when it's time to do so when Hansel goes into a corner and begen to shake)

3rd form: He'll basically try to hit you up with projectiles(everything from energy balls to missiles) dodge the energy blasts and destroy the missiles.

final form: simply dodge the energy balls as you shoot the brain(probably the easiest part of taking that asshole down)

Amazing

I don't even know where to start. This game is just so amazing in every possible way. The music, the gameplay, the characters. Gold. Pure gold.
Great job man, you really blew me away with this game! Keep up the excellent work.

10/10 5/5

Wow

That was super crazy, and I enjoyed every minute of it. You really added a very imaginative twist to the classic equivilent of this game, and i was very impressed with how well animated the game was. Very good job, 10/10 5/5

Beautyfull

In just those few moments, I lost myself. Heartwarming music, wonderful animation, and the poetry was just, enlighting. Pure artwork

Epic

I just loved everything about this game. The adorable protaganist, the Legend of Zelda style cave exploration, everything. This is quite possibly your best work thus far!

Great work 10/10 5/5

Wow

Too, epic. Such a clever twist on a classic franchise, it wasn't long before I became completely addicted to it's fantastic graphics and reliable gameplay.

My only complaint is that there were a few glitches(I managed to jump through one of the tetris blocks), But there is far too much to enjoy about this game to really complain about something like that.

Excellent work

10/10 5/5

Amazing

2 years later and I am still playing this damn game. Man, this is just too epic. The violence, the gore, truly a masterpiece in it's own wright. Oh, how the thing thing saga will never cease to impress me!

The only thing about this game is that I really wish that it had medals. I'm sure many Newgrounders would have really got a kick out of taking down many of the various enimies and getting some sweet points for taking them down. But, nevertheless, you did a very excellent job man! Keep up the fantastic work- 10/10 5/5

The difficulty can get quite intense at times, so for those of you who are stuck out there, I've included some quick tips, that will have you gunning down foes in no time:

1.Always notice what weapons your enemies are using. Take note to these and enimies won't catch you with your pants down when you run out of ammunition with your current weapon.

2.Stay moving in intense gunfire, that way, it makes it harder for enemies to hit you. If you can't run or jump, ducking proves just as effective.

3.Don't be afraid to use your lead pipe.That thing really saves you when enemies get too close(you can replace this melee weapon with a one-hit-kill sword after you achive 5000 kills)

4.After you see the cutscene with the room with the TVs, just let yourself die. There is no point in fighting, you can no longer regenerate your hp. The game will end and you will win. It is a little reminiscent of the first SHIFT game.

I am not very interesting of inspirational. My ideal life is to just sit around playing video games and drawing all day. Still, that was somehow enough to become a rather decent artist...yay?

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